🖌️ blodimir.bmp — Paint_▢✕

solana is cooked

the trenches are back on ROBINHUD.

solana still thinks it's early. Blodimir Teneb knows better. $BLODIMIR is da CEO coin, native to the Robinhood chain. get in before da bridge gets busy.

🟢 buy now📜 read da lore
Ansum: sol trenches are beck. Blodimir: ansum pls
Blodimir Teneb

"i don't chase da trenches.
i decide where they are."

— Blodimir Teneb, probably

📜 the lore

everyone's been staring at Solana for months. "trenches are heating up," they say. "any day now, bro."

meanwhile, quietly, on da other chain — the one with Blodimir's name on it — da bags are already moving.

the trenches aren't on Solana anymore. they're back on ROBINHUD. you're early… to the wrong chain.

$BLODIMIR is where the CEO keeps da real moni. welcome to da hud.

🟢 moni stuff

1B
total supply

one billion Blodimir. no more. no dilution. (he pinky promised.)

0 / 0
tax

no tax. Blodimir doesn't do taxes — he does IPOs.

100%
in pool

LP locked, keys deleted. even da CEO can't rug dis one.

🗺️ the roadmap

(dis is a meme coin. these are jokes. mostly.)

1
phase 1

launch

Blodimir deploys on ROBINHUD. solana refreshes its charts.

2
phase 2

meme

tell everyone the trenches moved chains. nobody listens (yet).

3
phase 3

Ansum finds out

he bridges over. buys da top. classic.

4
phase 4

valhalla

$BLODIMIR ascends on da hud. Solana still loading.

how to get sum 🟢

four steps. don't overthink it.

  1. 1add da Robinhood network to ur wallet.
  2. 2bridge sum funds over — yes, off Solana. it's ok.
  3. 3open da DEX, paste da contract, swap for $BLODIMIR.
  4. 4done. u found da real trenches. don't tell solana. 🟢
CA: 0x2298e36247BC0FF21b58406F1c82BF450E67EC1C

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the trenches are back on ROBINHUD.

not Solana. not anymore. welcome to da hud. long live Blodimir.

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